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by Gensie
Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:47 pm
Forum: France
Topic: top 10 frog songs of all time
Replies: 20
Views: 3779

Re: top 10 frog songs of all time

Wasn't "We love the taste of our conqueror's semen" A runaway hit for them in 1940?

They should be able to re-release it seeing as the caliphate has established itself.
by Gensie
Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:25 pm
Forum: Trump
Topic: Trump Wins Electoral College
Replies: 17
Views: 2873

Re: Trump Wins Electoral College

Jean, you should be reasonably safe as Trump has probably never heard of Burkina Faso and likely has an affinity for an entrepreneur such as yourself. Worry more about all those nations that have an abundance of:
Oil
Muslims
Real estate suitable for building golf courses and hotel resorts.
by Gensie
Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:49 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Someone is going to reach minus 6,000 soon
Replies: 35
Views: 8184

Re: Someone is going to reach minus 6,000 soon

We can tell our grandchildren about this event one day.

Congratulations Roger! PS, I gave you - 6001
by Gensie
Mon Apr 11, 2016 12:20 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Wrinkled todger
tube of super lube
Scout camp memories

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:33 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Thinking about kitty made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Poor Kitty.
by Gensie
Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:12 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Roger1 in the news again!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/30/13g-reward-offered-for-information-after-dog-found-raped-hanged.html?intcmp=hplnws $13G reward offered for information after dog found tortured, hanged The Humane Society’s Washington Director Dan Paul described the assault as “truly horrific,” “sickening” and “d...
by Gensie
Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:54 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Don't tell your father
The olde fruit told the lad
The lad replied "you're my dad!"

~Interpol~
by Gensie
Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:26 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

You seem stressed Roger. Did your therapy session go well last night? You haven't relapsed have you?

Follow your doctor's advice and above all look both ways when crossing the road.
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:05 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Struggling to escape
The boy whimpered "but I poop from there"
The man replied "usually, yes".

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:36 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

The young boy ran fast
The old man's car drove faster
One more victim to bury.

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Found it!

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1804&p=15884#p15884

Give credit to the master jeanv.

Also good for out of this world deals on Ox carts and the occasional blood diamond.
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:23 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Iqbal's Ghost wrote:Rape on his mind
Sweets and viagra in his van
Another family morns
poofy van.jpg
Can someone help with a picture of Poof the pedo in the van versus our former favorite pedo bear? I will gladly pay with karma.
Jean did one recently, I'll look for it.
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:17 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Gimp mask and ball gag
leather whip and chloroform
Help find my lost puppy

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:50 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

loki wrote:
Gensie wrote:A tear streaked face
Another night's hard work done
Silence from the grave.

~Gensie~
Sadly, this is just one of possibly thousands of instances of a night's effort for Roger.

Generations of children lost to his depraved lust and indifference to suffering.
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:53 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

A shiny new toy
For a boy, a bright red car
And for later, a garrote.

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:50 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Children playing games
The old man watches from the bench
Yes, he has candy.

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:47 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

A tear streaked face
Another night's hard work done
Silence from the grave.

~Gensie~
by Gensie
Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:34 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Iqbal's ghost, if you will please research Haiku format and style; this link may help but isn't the sole source. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku The essence of Haiku is three lines, 17 syllables and normally a 5/7/5 format although this is flexible. Using four lines is essentially western style ...
by Gensie
Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:54 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Footprints in the sand
the smell of dry seaweed
Akeem can not swim
by Gensie
Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:50 pm
Forum: Analysis & Opinion
Topic: Bollocks!
Replies: 7
Views: 2252

Re: Bollocks!

Amazing coincidence since it has been three weeks since the last time there was a sighting of "Rapey the Clown" in his area.
by Gensie
Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:41 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Another Gold Star For Obama's Legacy
Replies: 1
Views: 1010

Another Gold Star For Obama's Legacy

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/24/politics/north-korea-miniaturized-nuclear-warhead/index.html Intel officials: North Korea 'probably' has miniaturized nuke Washington (CNN)Some U.S. intelligence analysts now believe that North Korea "probably" possesses a miniaturized nuclear warhead, several U.S. offi...
by Gensie
Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:06 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Primary Tuesday: Utah version
Replies: 15
Views: 3741

Re: Primary Tuesday: Utah version

You do recall that series was called "Highlander" right?

Donald has Scots ancestry on his mother's side.

Just FYI Mr. Burkinabe...
by Gensie
Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Religion of Peace at it again: Belgium Edition.
Replies: 18
Views: 4605

Re: Religion of Peace at it again: Belgium Edition.

Sadly, the Belgian paramilitary forces would only supply Roger with more sacrifices in the name of tolerance and allow him to continue to do as he wishes. Europe has fallen so far that Belgium actually had the bombmaker in custody and released him when he was deported from Turkey as a militant. PC h...
by Gensie
Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:49 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Primary Tuesday: Utah version
Replies: 15
Views: 3741

Re: Primary Tuesday: Utah version

Delicious Burkinabe tears on special this November.

Get yours while supplies last!
by Gensie
Thu Mar 24, 2016 5:09 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: A Haiku
Replies: 101
Views: 21073

Re: A Haiku

Those innocent days of youth long past remind us all we need to make memories to treasure for later and not worry about inconsequential things like Interpol investigations.

Bollocks!