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Spring planting thread

Post by John Frum » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:52 pm

What if anything are you planting this year ?

I am going all out since I bought this earth auger
its a bitch digging here which is why I havent done much before
I'm planting a shitload of perennial Maximillian Sunflowers
mainly to attract bees to fuck with the beaner next door working on shit vehicles
theres gonna be a wall of sunflowers on his side of me yard
bio-warfare for 2 bucks of seeds
the bees here are heavily africanized an I hope they kill him or fuck him up



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1.6 horsepower so if it gets stuck it will probably hurt

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by John Frum » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:55 pm

Jean is planting milk melon

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by jeanV » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:29 pm

John Frum wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:55 pm
Jean is planting milk melon


how about me planting my fist in your face, frum?

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Ami Bidasse » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:43 pm

JohnB wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm
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I have a Johnson.
Drill John Beu Drill !
And you will find Jesus ! :lol:
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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Powlett-Jones » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:44 pm

JohnB wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm
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I have a Johnson.
Don't be so Evinrude!

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Post by Ami Bidasse » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:03 pm

Powlett-Jones wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:44 pm
JohnB wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm
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I have a Johnson.
Don't be so Evinrude!


Better and no pollution ! :mrgreen:

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by jeanV » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am

JohnB wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm
I have a Johnson.


Your wife had quite a few.



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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Powlett-Jones » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:31 am

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jeanV wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am
JohnB wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:35 pm
I have a Johnson.


Your wife had quite a few.



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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Richard » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:36 am

Ahh, spring: that time of year when Roger vacates the bodies from his crawl spaces to his yard

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Heywood » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:51 pm

Richard wrote:
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Ahh, spring: that time of year when Roger vacates the bodies from his crawl spaces to his yard
Ol Fruity and his garden of death and dismemberment

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by John Frum » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:04 pm

man, i'm glad i got that electric nigga its a digging fool.

all kind of construction debris is buried in me yard fuckin lazy ass beaners

i hit a pvc pipe but didnt hurt it an have no clue where it goes.

i just bump the button repeatedly or otherwise it grabs and puts the fucking twisto on ya suddenly and painfully.

dont need to learn that twice
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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Powlett-Jones » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:39 pm

John Frum wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:52 pm
What if anything are you planting this year ?

I am going all out since I bought this earth auger
its a bitch digging here which is why I havent done much before
I'm planting a shitload of perennial Maximillian Sunflowers
mainly to attract bees to fuck with the beaner next door working on shit vehicles
theres gonna be a wall of sunflowers on his side of me yard
bio-warfare for 2 bucks of seeds
the bees here are heavily africanized an I hope they kill him or fuck him up



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1.6 horsepower so if it gets stuck it will probably hurt

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Frum, I hope all augurs well for you.

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:41 am

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Frum is planting weed.
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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by John Frum » Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:27 pm

JohnB wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:41 am
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Frum is planting weed.
you can grow 6 plants but not if youre in 25 miles of a weed store

they gotta pander to the weed jooze
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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by Richard » Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:51 pm

Heywood wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:51 pm
Richard wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:36 am
Ahh, spring: that time of year when Roger vacates the bodies from his crawl spaces to his yard
Ol Fruity and his garden of death and dismemberment
The Olde Nonce scratches out the shallow graves with his hind legs

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by ThePussyBone4 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:34 am

Cialis bump

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by ThePussyBone4 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:57 am

Pennsylvania State Police acted recklessly when troopers used a bulldozer to pursue a Grateful Dead fan caught growing marijuana on public land, killing him when he wound up under the machine's treads, according to a civil rights lawsuit filed Monday.

Greg Longenecker's family said state police had no business chasing him with a dangerous piece of machinery — especially over a few pot plants the 51-year-old was cultivating for personal use. His death last July, in a rural area about 75 miles (121 kilometers) outside of Philadelphia, also provoked outrage from a marijuana advocacy group.

"They killed a beautiful human being, a caring, loving man," Longenecker's uncle, Mike Carpenter, who's named as a plaintiff in the federal suit, said in an interview with The Associated Press. "He'll never be able to share his life with us, or us with him, again. For no reason. He wasn't hurting anyone."

State police declined comment. A prosecutor who investigated Longenecker's death concluded that troopers acted reasonably.

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by John Frum » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:47 pm

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:30 pm

Poor thing.
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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:24 am

John Frum wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:52 pm
What if anything are you planting this year ?

I am going all out since I bought this earth auger
its a bitch digging here which is why I havent done much before
I'm planting a shitload of perennial Maximillian Sunflowers
mainly to attract bees to fuck with the beaner next door working on shit vehicles
theres gonna be a wall of sunflowers on his side of me yard
bio-warfare for 2 bucks of seeds
the bees here are heavily africanized an I hope they kill him or fuck him up



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1.6 horsepower so if it gets stuck it will probably hurt

How deep are you planting those seeds?

And the cord is kinda short.

Hey, ya know the spanish love to eat sunflower seeds and spit the shells all over the place. Don'r surprised if your plants disappear.

You should plant this:

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:29 am

JohnB wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:41 am
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Frum is planting weed.
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Post by John Frum » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:10 am

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by JohnB » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:30 am

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Re: Spring planting thread

Post by LeJizzOfMatoub » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:16 am

bump
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