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Re: seattle gay dating services

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Re: seattle gay dating services

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Re: seattle gay dating services

Post by Mikgof » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:27 am

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
Served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
Garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Bleeeh!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Bleh'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
Spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
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Re: seattle gay dating services

Post by John Frum » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:04 am

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Re: seattle gay dating services

Post by Slappy » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:45 pm

you guys better hurry up and sign up thiers only 19 minutes left to sign up
I mean an opportunity to click on some random link posted by a spammer will probably never happen again in our life times

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Re: seattle gay dating services

Post by jeanV » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:55 am

Slappy wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:45 pm
you guys better hurry up and sign up thiers only 19 minutes left to sign up
I mean an opportunity to click on some random link posted by a spammer will probably never happen again in our life times


I followed Richard's advice: I put DulliesMut and Sousgeds on ignore.


I still have to see DulliesMut's sea of spam threads,

but their posts are mercifully blanked out.

:)
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Re: seattle gay dating services

Post by Mikgof » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:22 am

jeanV wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:55 am
Slappy wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:45 pm
you guys better hurry up and sign up thiers only 19 minutes left to sign up
I mean an opportunity to click on some random link posted by a spammer will probably never happen again in our life times


I followed Richard's advice: I put DulliesMut and Sousgeds on ignore.


I still have to see DulliesMut's sea of spam threads,

but their posts are mercifully blanked out.

:)

Sea of spam is right. Talk about going over the top. They'd sell more of whatever it is they're selling if they cut and paste just a paragraph. As it is we get War and Peace written in Sanskrit.
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