USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

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USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by ranavirus » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 pm

How can they get the cheese eating surrender minkeys to buy and eat this? I'm sure its not all spray cheese in tins
or can the yanks and dixies eat it

in honour of Fred , peace and blessings on his soul at this point , we should consider his passing

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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by John Frum » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:24 pm

ranavirus wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 pm
How can they get the cheese eating surrender minkeys to buy and eat this? I'm sure its not all spray cheese in tins
or can the yanks and dixies eat it

in honour of Fred , peace and blessings on his soul at this point , we should consider his passing

Make America Grate again
thats because they stopped doling out surplus commodities to jean types
it will all get thrown out because of the stupid
they should bombard france with it from old school naval guns until they succumb
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by Mikgof » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:15 am

ranavirus wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 pm
How can they get the cheese eating surrender minkeys to buy and eat this? I'm sure its not all spray cheese in tins
or can the yanks and dixies eat it

in honour of Fred , peace and blessings on his soul at this point , we should consider his passing

Make America Grate again

No. No. Not even Americans would have cheese in a spray can. You slice it, you dice it, you cook it but you never spray the bloody stuff. It has to be fake news.

My God. I Googled it. It actually exists. Obviously, no one would actually eat the muck. Not unless all of their taste buds have been surgically removed. They must use it in some increasingly perverse sexual acts. Or perhaps they use it as haemorrhoid cream. That sounds about right.
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by jeanV » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:34 am

John Frum wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:24 pm
thats because they stopped doling out surplus commodities to jean types


Some of the surplus commodities I have indulged in the past 24 hours:



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Sorry I can't brag more,

but that's all I could afford on my EBT card.

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Post by JohnB » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:50 am

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Mmm, cheddar.


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Post by ranavirus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:55 am

Leicester is the centre of the British cheese industry Red Leicester, Stilton , Lymeswold !!!!!!and Melbury
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Post by Powlett-Jones » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:57 am

Some of the surplus commodities I have indulged in the past 24 hours:



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Sorry I can't brag more,

but that's all I could afford on my EBT card.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by ranavirus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:59 am

Different sauce sic
There are many crises plaguing the American public right now. And while a cheese surplus may sound like a delicious problem to have, the record-level excess is nevertheless no match for American appetites.
Roughly 1.4 billion pounds of American, cheddar, and Swiss cheese currently sits in cold storage, according to a report from WBUR. While Americans have never been hungrier for cheese—eating 37 pounds per capita in 2017 alone—that’s still not enough to make up for the rate at which dairy farmers and cheese producers are churning out their goods to sell to the U.S. public or send abroad.
In fact, the international market is one culprit in the cheese crisis. In September, Marketwatch reported that so much cheese had piled up due in part to U.S. cheese exports down 63% to China and 10% to Mexico. Another reason for the cheese surplus? Simply put, consumer tastes have changed, and Americans are reaching for natural and imported cheeses rather than processed cheeses, including American and domestic cheddars. But that doesn’t mean production has slowed or changed course quickly enough to keep up.

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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by JohnB » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:02 am

Lobster exports to China are way down, too.

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Post by ranavirus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:31 am

I like tofu , do u like tofu? my favourite is the hard spicy type and stinky tofu spread thinly on toast , tofu faan a desert good too but cafes add too much sugar
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by John Frum » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:01 pm

jeanV wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:34 am
John Frum wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:24 pm
thats because they stopped doling out surplus commodities to jean types


Some of the surplus commodities I have indulged in the past 24 hours:



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Sorry I can't brag more,

but that's all I could afford on my EBT card.

:lol: :lol:


we're slam full of sophisticates here
like wily an the vineyard shit
only faggots drink wine
oh !, but its the taste an aroma an all that queer shit
its sickening and why the whole world is shit IMO

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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by JohnB » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:40 pm

ranavirus wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:31 am
I like tofu , do u like tofu? my favourite is the hard spicy type and stinky tofu spread thinly on toast , tofu faan a desert good too but cafes add too much sugar
hard spicy type and stinky tofu spread
Too much personal information.
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by John Frum » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:48 pm

ranavirus wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:55 am
Leicester is the centre of the British cheese industry Red Leicester, Stilton , Lymeswold !!!!!!and Melbury
you left out wogshire where mik stays
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by John Frum » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:51 pm

JohnB wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:40 pm
ranavirus wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:31 am
I like tofu , do u like tofu? my favourite is the hard spicy type and stinky tofu spread thinly on toast , tofu faan a desert good too but cafes add too much sugar
hard spicy type and stinky tofu spread
Too much personal information.
is Tofu a frog name ?
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by JohnB » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:14 pm

I have been to Wisconsin.

Nice place. Lots of cheese.

I didn't shit for a week.
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by ranavirus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:17 pm

JohnB » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:14 am
I have been to Wisconsin.

Nice place. Lots of cheese.

I didn't shit for a week.

now that is too much personal info
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USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by Lounny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:40 pm

Thanks for that Clare

Did you realise that many Super U have Cheddar as a regular stock item now? Catherdral City IIRC

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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by Ami Bidasse » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:55 pm

US Shit Cheeses not for me !
Only Camembert of Normandie "au lait cru" and fuck Europa ! :D

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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by Heywood » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:52 am

They use to use this cheese at our schools for lunch. As a kid, it made a halfway decent grilled cheese sammich.
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by JohnB » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:20 am

Heywood wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:52 am
They use to use this cheese at our schools for lunch. As a kid, it made a halfway decent grilled cheese sammich.

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Ah, yes, excellent cheese with a piquancy redolent of a Red Leicester, Stilton , Lymeswold !!!!!!and Melbury.
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Re: USA has a surplus of 700 million tons of cheese

Post by Heywood » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:24 am

JohnB wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:20 am
Heywood wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:52 am
They use to use this cheese at our schools for lunch. As a kid, it made a halfway decent grilled cheese sammich.

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Ah, yes, excellent cheese with a piquancy redolent of a Red Leicester, Stilton , Lymeswold !!!!!!and Melbury.
And Velveeta ;-)

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